Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Anyone who thinks UNIX is intuitive \ | should be forced to write 5000 lines of | | code using nothing but vi or emacs. | | AAAAACK! | | | | -- Discussion on the intuitiveness of | \ commands, especially Emacs / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;