Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /Looks like the channel is back \ | to normal :) You mean it's not | | scrolling faster than anyone can read? | | :) | | | | -- Seen on #Debian after the release of | \ Debian 2.0 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;