Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / At no time is freedom of speech more \ | precious than when a man hits his thumb | | with a hammer. | | | \ -- Marshall Lumsden / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;