Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / The first rule of all intelligent \ | tinkering is to keep all the parts. | | | | -- Aldo Leopold, quoted in Donald | \ Wurster's "Nature's Economy" / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;