Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "One of the problems I've always had \ | with propaganda pamphlets is that | | they're real boring to look at. They're | | just badly designed. People from the | | left often are very well-intended, but | | they never had time to take basic | | design classes, you know?" | | | \ -- Art Spiegelman / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;