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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ One pill makes you larger, And if you   \
| go chasing rabbits And one pill makes   |
| you small. And you know you're going to |
| fall. And the ones that mother gives    |
| you, Tell 'em a hookah smoking          |
| caterpillar Don't do anything at all.   |
| Has given you the call. Go ask Alice    |
| Call Alice When she's ten feet tall.    |
| When she was just small.                |
|                                         |
| When men on the chessboard When logic   |
| and proportion Get up and tell you      |
| where to go. Have fallen sloppy dead,   |
| And you've just had some kind of And    |
| the White Knight is talking             |
|                                         |
| mushroom backwards And your mind is     |
| moving low. And the Red Queen's lost    |
| her head Go ask Alice Remember what the |
| dormouse said: I think she'll know.     |
| Feed your head.                         |
|                                         |
| Feed your head.                         |
|                                         |
| Feed your head.                         |
|                                         |
\ -- Jefferson Airplane, "White Rabbit"   /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;