Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / One pill makes you larger, And if you \ | go chasing rabbits And one pill makes | | you small. And you know you're going to | | fall. And the ones that mother gives | | you, Tell 'em a hookah smoking | | caterpillar Don't do anything at all. | | Has given you the call. Go ask Alice | | Call Alice When she's ten feet tall. | | When she was just small. | | | | When men on the chessboard When logic | | and proportion Get up and tell you | | where to go. Have fallen sloppy dead, | | And you've just had some kind of And | | the White Knight is talking | | | | mushroom backwards And your mind is | | moving low. And the Red Queen's lost | | her head Go ask Alice Remember what the | | dormouse said: I think she'll know. | | Feed your head. | | | | Feed your head. | | | | Feed your head. | | | \ -- Jefferson Airplane, "White Rabbit" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;