Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A mother takes twenty years to make a \ | man of her boy, and another woman makes | | a fool of him in twenty minutes. | | | \ -- Frost / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;