Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / While it may be true that a watched pot \ | never boils, the one you don't keep an | | eye on can make an awful mess of your | | stove. | | | \ -- Edward Stevenson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;