Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Women, when they have made a sheep of a \ | man, always tell him that he is a lion | | with a will of iron. | | | \ -- Honor'e de Balzac / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;