Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / > I've hacked the Xaw3d library to give \ | you a Win95 like interface and it > is | | named Xaw95. You can replace your Xaw3d | | library. Oh God, this is so disgusting! | | | | -- seen on c.o.l.development.apps, | \ about the "Win95 look-alike" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;