Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Management: How many feet do mice have? \ | Reply: Mice have four feet. M: | | Elaborate! R: Mice have five | | appendages, and four of them are feet. | | M: No discussion of fifth appendage! R: | | Mice have five appendages; four of them | | are feet; one is a tail. M: What? Feet | | with no legs? R: Mice have four legs, | | four feet, and one tail per unit-mouse. | | M: Confusing -- is that a total of 9 | | appendages? R: Mice have four leg-foot | | assemblies and one tail assembly per | | body. M: Does not fully discuss the | | issue! R: Each mouse comes equipped | | with four legs and a tail. Each leg | | | | is equipped with a foot at the end | | opposite the body; the tail | | | | is not equipped with a foot. M: | | Descriptive? Yes. Forceful NO! R: | | Allotment of appendages for mice will | | be: Four foot-leg assemblies, | | | | one tail. Deviation from this policy is | | not permitted as it would | | | | constitute misapportionment of scarce | | appendage assets. M: Too authoritarian; | | stifles creativity! R: Mice have four | | feet; each foot is attached to a small | | leg joined | | | | integrally with the overall mouse | | structural sub-system. Also | | | | attached to the mouse sub-system is a | | thin tail, non-functional and | | | | ornamental in nature. M: Too | | verbose/scientific. Answer the | \ question! R: Mice have four feet. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;