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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Management: How many feet do mice have? \
| Reply: Mice have four feet. M:          |
| Elaborate! R: Mice have five            |
| appendages, and four of them are feet.  |
| M: No discussion of fifth appendage! R: |
| Mice have five appendages; four of them |
| are feet; one is a tail. M: What? Feet  |
| with no legs? R: Mice have four legs,   |
| four feet, and one tail per unit-mouse. |
| M: Confusing -- is that a total of 9    |
| appendages? R: Mice have four leg-foot  |
| assemblies and one tail assembly per    |
| body. M: Does not fully discuss the     |
| issue! R: Each mouse comes equipped     |
| with four legs and a tail. Each leg     |
|                                         |
| is equipped with a foot at the end      |
| opposite the body; the tail             |
|                                         |
| is not equipped with a foot. M:         |
| Descriptive? Yes. Forceful NO! R:       |
| Allotment of appendages for mice will   |
| be: Four foot-leg assemblies,           |
|                                         |
| one tail. Deviation from this policy is |
| not permitted as it would               |
|                                         |
| constitute misapportionment of scarce   |
| appendage assets. M: Too authoritarian; |
| stifles creativity! R: Mice have four   |
| feet; each foot is attached to a small  |
| leg joined                              |
|                                         |
| integrally with the overall mouse       |
| structural sub-system. Also             |
|                                         |
| attached to the mouse sub-system is a   |
| thin tail, non-functional and           |
|                                         |
| ornamental in nature. M: Too            |
| verbose/scientific. Answer the          |
\ question! R: Mice have four feet.       /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;