Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I am returning this otherwise good \ | typing paper to you because someone has | | printed gibberish all over it and put | | your name at the top. | | | | -- Professor Lowd, English, Ohio | \ University / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;