Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / If you're worried by earthquakes and \ | nuclear war, As well as by traffic and | | crime, Consider how worry-free gophers | | are, Though living on burrowed time. | | | \ -- Richard Armour, WSJ, 11/7/83 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;