Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / * boren tosses matlab across the room \ | and hopes it breaks into a number | | | \ aproaching infinite peices / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;