Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / mixed emotions: \ | | | Watching your mother-in-law back off a | | cliff... | | | \ in your brand new Mercedes. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;