Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "It takes all sorts of in & out-door \ | schooling to get adapted to my kind of | | fooling" | | | \ -- R. Frost / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;