Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Linux: Because a PC is a terrible thing \ | to waste. (By | | komarimf@craft.camp.clarkson.edu, Mark | \ Komarinski) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;