Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Then there's the story of the man who \ | avoided reality for 70 years with | | drugs, sex, alcohol, fantasy, TV, | | movies, records, a hobby, lots of | | sleep... And on his 80th birthday died | | without ever having faced any of his | | real problems. | | | | The man's younger brother, who had been | | facing reality and all his problems for | | 50 years with psychiatrists, nervous | | breakdowns, tics, tension, headaches, | | worry, anxiety and ulcers, was so angry | | at his brother for having gotten away | | scott free that he had a paralyzing | | stroke. | | | | The moral to this story is that there | | ain't no justice that we can stand to | | live with. | | | \ -- R. Geis / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;