Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / You may be sure that when a man begins \ | to call himself a "realist," he is | | preparing to do something he is | | secretly ashamed of doing. | | | \ -- Sydney Harris / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;