Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I read the newspaper avidly. It is my \ | one form of continuous fiction. | | | \ -- Aneurin Bevan / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;