Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I've run DOOM more in the last few days \ | than I have the last few months. I just | \ love debugging ;-) (Linus Torvalds) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;