Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Anyone who is capable of getting \ | themselves made President should on no | | account be allowed to do the job. | | | | -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's | \ Guide to the Galaxy" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;