Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / I don't drink, I don't like it, it \ | makes me feel too good. | | | \ -- K. Coates / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;