Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / "Now this is a totally brain damaged \ | algorithm. Gag me with a smurfette." | | | \ -- P. Buhr, Computer Science 354 / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;