Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ /Kgnghtbrd: I wouldn't kow, I \ | see no need for a spellchecker yet | \ you were saying? / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;