Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ /note on a dorm fridge ... \ | "To the person who ate the contents | | | | of the container labeled 'James' - | | warning, it was my biology | | | \ experiment" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;