Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Worst Vegetable of the Year: \ | | | The brussels sprout. This is also the | | worst vegetable of next year. | | | \ -- Steve Rubenstein / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;