Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /coffee on an empty stomach is \ | pretty nasy aav: time to run | | to the vending machine for cheetos | \ cheetos? :) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;