Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Vail's Second Axiom: \ | | | The amount of work to be done increases | | in proportion to the | | | \ amount of work already completed. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;