Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The net is like a vast sea of lutefisk \ | with tiny dinosaur brains embedded in | | it here and there. Any given spoonful | | will likely have an IQ of 1, but | | occasional spoonfuls may have an IQ | | more than six times that! | | | \ -- James 'Kibo' Parry / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;