Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / * joeyh cvs commits his home directory. \ | Aaaaaaeeeeeeek joeyh: | \ That is simply evil. Period. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;