Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / So... so you think you can tell Heaven \ | from Hell? Blue skies from pain? Did | | they get you to trade Can you tell a | | green field Your heroes for ghosts? | | From a cold steel rail? Hot ashes for | | trees? A smile from a veil? Hot air for | | a cool breeze? Do you think you can | | tell? Cold comfort for change? | | | | Did you exchange | | | | A walk on part in a war | | | | For the lead role in a cage? | | | \ -- Pink Floyd, "Wish You Were Here" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;