Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / O'Brien held up his left hand, its back \ | toward Winston, with the thumb hidden | | and the four fingers extended. | | | | "How many fingers am I holding up, | | Winston?" | | | | "Four." | | | | "And if the Party says that it is not | | four but five -- then how many?" | | | | "Four." | | | | The word ended in a gasp of pain. | | | \ -- George Orwell / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;