Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Isn't it embarrassing when you have to \ | go to the drugstore for some "special | | items", and when you're checking out, | | the cashier looks at you like, "oh, I | | know what YOU'RE doing tonight..." | | | | Yep, that cashier read all the signs... | | canned chicken soup, TheraFlu, Halls, | | NyQuil, the bigass bottles of OJ and | | grapefruit juice... he knew and I knew | | that I had a date with the teevee and a | | down comforter. Awww yeah. | | | \ -- Elizabeth Kirkindall / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;