Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Home \ | | | Accept and you become whole, Bend and | | you straighten, Empty and you fill, | | Decay and you renew, Want and you | | acquire, Fulfill and you become | | confused. The sage accepts the world As | | the world accepts the Way; He does not | | display himself, so is clearly seen, | | Does not justify himself, so is | | recognized, Does not boast, so is | | credited, Does not pride himself, so | | endures, Does not contend, so none | | contend against him. The ancients said, | | "Accept and you become whole", Once | | whole, the world is as your home. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;