Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I use not only all the brains I have, \ | but all those I can borrow as well. | | | \ -- Woodrow Wilson / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;