Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I was part of that strange race of \ | people aptly described as spending | | their lives doing things they detest to | | make money they don't want to buy | | things they don't need to impress | | people they dislike. | | | \ -- Emile Henry Gauvreay / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;