Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Modesty: \ | | | The gentle art of enhancing your charm | | by pretending not to be | | | | aware of it. | | | \ -- Oliver Herford / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;