Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Defeat is worse than death because you \ | have to live with defeat. | | | \ -- Bill Musselman / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;