Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / I have defined the hundred per cent \ | American as ninety-nine per cent an | | idiot. | | | \ -- George Bernard Shaw / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;