Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / +#if defined(__alpha__) && \ | defined(CONFIG_PCI) + /* + * The | | meaning of life, the universe, and | | everything. Plus + * this makes the | | year come out right. + */ + year -= 42; | | +#endif | | | | -- From the patch for 1.3.2: | | (kernel/time.c), submitted by Marcus | \ Meissner / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;