Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / An Englishman never enjoys himself, \ | except for a noble purpose. | | | \ -- A. P. Herbert / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;