Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay __________________________________ / sarchasm: \ | | | The gulf between the author of | | sarcastic wit and the person who | \ doesn't get it. / ---------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;