Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / What if everything is an illusion and \ | nothing exists? In that case, I | | definitely overpaid for my carpet. | | | \ -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;