Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I finally went to the eye doctor. I got \ | contacts. I only need them to read, so | | I got flip-ups. | | | \ -- Steven Wright / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;