Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Nemo me impune lacessit. \ | | | [No one provokes me with impunity] | | | \ -- Motto of the Crown of Scotland / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;