Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Is it just me, or does anyone else \ | read `bible humpers' every time someone | | writes `bible thumpers?' | | | \ -- Joel M. Snyder, jms@mis.arizona.edu / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;