Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / P.S. Perl's master plan (or what passes \ | for one) is to take over the world like | | English did. Er, *as* English did... | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199705201832.LAA28393@wall.org> / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;