Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Command, n.: \ | | | Statement presented by a human and | | accepted by a computer in | | | | such a manner as to make the human feel | \ as if he is in control. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;