Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I'D LIKE TO BE BURIED INDIAN-STYLE, \ | where they put you up on a high rack, | | above the ground. That way, you could | | get hit by meteorites and not even feel | | it. | | | \ -- Jack Handey, The New Mexican, 1988. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;